3) How The Grinch Stole Christmas - The original cartoon version, not the 2 hour live-action version. Sorry, Jim. All the who's in Whoville had everything stolen from them, and they still woke up smiling and singing. I think we all wish we were that un-materialistic. We also probably wish our love and goodness could change even the grinchiest of hearts. It might not be able to in the real world, but at least it will once a year on TNT, damn it. So pass the roast beast and get lost in an innocent land of bingle balls and whofoo fluff. But someone release poor Max from that outfit. It's just cruel.
On this Christmas Eve, I wish you all lots of peaceful and joyous moments, and the fewest number of jerkstore encounters one can have :). Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays folks! Peace out.